romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

okaymad:

when your mom tells you to get off the computer

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oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one